Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 860 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/27 (30/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Invest in a store category
Win a battle
Amass 20,000 gold at once
Gain a level with any character
Unlock all inventory bags
Completely explore one floor of a dungeon
Kill all enemies on one floor of a dungeon
Complete a campaign with the Hardcore penalty
Complete a campaign on Veteran difficulty
Complete Act V
Complete a campaign on Extreme difficulty
Play Act IV and pass wave 30 (above Beginner difficulty)
Complete all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene